An Egotist Is A Person Of Low

Comfort, N. A State Of Mind Produced By Contemplation Of A Neighbor's Uneasiness.

Miss, N. A Title Which We Brand Unmarried Women To Indicate That They Are In The Market.

Youth Looks Forward, For Nothing Is Behind! Age Backward, For Nothing Is Before.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

Telescope, N. A Device Having A Relation To The Eye Similar To That Of The Telephone To The Ear, Enabling Distant Objects To Plague Us With A Multitude Of Needless Details. Luckily It Is Unprovided With A Bell Summoning Us To The Sacrifice.