An Egotist Is A Person Of Low

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Politeness, N: The Most Acceptable Hypocrisy.

Primate, N. The Head Of A Church, Especially A State Church Supported By Involuntary Contributions. The Primate Of England Is The Archbishop Of Canterbury, An Amiable Old Gentleman, Who Occupies Lambeth Palace When Living And Westminster Abbey When Dead. He Is Commonly Dead.

Man, N. An Animal So Lost In Rapturous Contemplation Of What He Thinks He Is As To Overlook What He Indubitably Ought To Be.