An Egotist Is A Person Of Low

Ambition. An Overmastering Desire To Be Vilified By Enemies While Living And Made Ridiculous By Friends When Dead.

Humorist, N. A Plague That Would Have Softened Down The Hoar Austerity Of Pharaoh's Heart And Persuaded Him To Dismiss Israel With His Best Wishes, Cat-quick.

A Statesman Who Shakes The Fruit Trees Of His Neighbors - To Dislodge The Worms.

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.