An Election Is Nothing More Than The

Medicine, N. A Stone Flung Down The Bowery To Kill A Dog In Broadway.

Accountability, N. The Mother Of Caution.

Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy Or Opponent After An Imaginary Encounter With Oneself.

An Archbishop Is An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.

Abnormal, Adj. Not Conforming To Standard. In Matters Of Thought And Conduct, To Be Independent Is To Be Abnormal, To Be Abnormal Is To Be Detested. Wherefore The Lexicographer Adviseth A Striving Toward The Straiter [sic] Resemblance Of The Average Man Than He Hath To Himself. Whoso Attaineth Thereto Shall Have Peace, The Prospect Of Death And The Hope Of Hell.