An Elite Confederacy Of Nerds. My Peeps

Chance Wore A White Tuxedo With Tails. On Anyone Else? Doopy. On Him? Yes, Please.

I Was A University Professor, I Could Talk On And On And On. Give Me A Podium And You Have To Drag Me Off With A Hook.

We Did Just Leave An Insane Asylum,” Hi Agreed. “for All We Know, Chance Spend His Nights Dancing Naked With Sock Puppets, Plotting To Invade Canada.

I Hated Myself For Needing Him At Such Times, For Craving His Strength Whenever I Felt Upset.

Why Do All Your Brilliant Ideas Involve Felonies?