...an Excellent Player, But He [ian Wright]

He's Got Great Credentials By Winning The World Cup, But He Did It With Brazil - My Granny Could Probably Have Managed Brazil To World Cup Success.

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

The Whole Kiss-and-tell Thing Is A Negative Approach That Often Happens In A World Cup. We Will See Negative Stories About The Players And It Can Affect Their Confidence And The Overall Performance Of The National Team On The Pitch, Let Alone The Bid To Actually Stage The Competition.

I Wouldn't Want To Go Out Six Nights A Week And Watch Somebody's Reserves Playing To Check Out A Footballer To See If We're Going To Buy Him.

My Eldest Son George Had Acute Myeloid Leukaemia When He Was A Tiny Baby, He Is Now 20 And Doing Very Well. He Is A Mini-miracle In Many Ways.