An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.