An Office Is A Place To... Live

It's Nice To Find People Who Live On The Fringe, Finding One Another And She's Just Unrelentingly Funny.

Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

Relationships Shouldn't Be Disposable. If There's Something Worth Saving - Not Always The Case, Some Relationships Are Irreconcilable - But If There Is Something That You Determine Is Worth Saving, Then Try To Do That.

I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump, Except ... I Am Not An Idiot!