An Office Is A Place To... Live

I Don't Think My Kids Have To Worry Too Much About Me Embarrassing Them Because That's Not How I Would Want To Grow Up, With Wacky Dad Showing Up At School And Performing For Everyone.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

Oh, I So Don't Care About The Podium At The Oscars. I've Stood At The Podium At The Oscars And That's Close Enough. To Be A Presenter Is As Close As I Need To Be.

I Find Things Funny That Aren't Self-aware. That Don't Know They're Funny, And I Think The Same Can Hold True For Drama. If You Think You're In This Tragedy And You Play It For Tragedy, There's A Self-awareness There That I Think Takes You Out Of Watching It And I Believe It Cuts Both Ways.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.