An Onion Can Make People Cry But

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.