And Anyone Who Thinks They Can Talk

An Expert Is A Man Who Has Made All The Mistakes Which Can Be Made, In A Narrow Field.

The Great Extension Of Our Experience In Recent Years Has Brought Light To The Insufficiency Of Our Simple Mechanical Conceptions And, As A Consequence, Has Shaken The Foundation On Which The Customary Interpretation Of Observation Was Based.

A Physicist Visits A Colleague And Notices A Horseshoe Hanging On The Wall Above The Entrance. 'do You Really Believe That A Horseshoe Brings Luck?' He Asks. 'no,' Replies The Colleague, 'but I've Been Told That It Works Even If You Don't Believe In It.'

A Physicist Is Just An Atom's Way Of Looking At Itself.

Some Things Are So Serious, They Can Only Be Joked About.