And As Far As Actors Go, Peter

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

Now I Got A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Foreword At Regular Speed. It's Essentially A Cardboard Box And On The Outside I Wrote Time Machine In Sharpie.

Checkers Taught Me That A King Is A Man With Another Man On Top Of Him. But Life Taught Me That That's Actually Called A Queen.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.