And, As Long As You Can Make

Donald Westlake's Parker Novels Are Among The Small Number Of Books I Read Over And Over. Forget All That Crap You've Been Telling Yourself About War And Peace And Proust-these Are The Books You'll Want On That Desert Island.

I Don't Plan An Awful Lot In Life Just As I Don't Plan An Awful Lot In My Fiction.

It's The Easiest Thing In The World To Know God's Will. You Just Wait And See What Happens, And That's It.

Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One And Most Of 'em Stink.

Everybody's Weird, Fundamentally Everybody Is A Snap. Sometimes It's A Sexual Thing And Sometimes It's A Different Kind Of Weirdness, But One Way Or Another Everybody's Nuts.