And Eventually As I Kept Writing It,

There Are Times When I'm Driving Home After A Day's Shooting, Thinking To Myself, That Scene Would've Been So Much Better If I Had Written It Out.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.