And Eventually As I Kept Writing It,

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.