And I'm Afraid, In This Day And

Oh Teacher, I Need You Like A Little Child, You Got Something In You To Drive A School Boy Wild.

Anyone Who Lip-synchs In Public On Stage When You Pay 75 Pounds To See Them Should Be Shot.

I Love To Work. It Fascinates Me. And I Love Seeing Who's Coming Up, Who's Got The Charisma To Last, Who's Got The Intelligence To Move On To Other Things. I'm So Glad Now That I'm Stuck Behind The Piano, Because When You're Getting Older It's Very Hard To Waddle Around The Stage.

I Think Jesus Was A Compassionate, Super-intelligent Gay Man Who Understood Human Problems. On The Cross, He Forgave The People Who Crucified Him. Jesus Wanted Us To Be Loving And Forgiving. I Don't Know What Makes People So Cruel. Try Being A Gay Woman In The Middle East -- You're As Good As Dead.

The Thing About Vegas Is, I Don't Have To Fly Anywhere, And That Really Helps. It Means I Stay In One Place For Three Weeks At A Time Instead Of Flying Backwards And Forwards.