And If I Am Elected, I Promise

I Always Tell People, 'everything You’ve Heard About Alice Cooper , You Can Believe Maybe 40 Percent Of It. Everything You’ve Ever Heard About Keith Moon Is True - And You’ve Only Heard 10 Percent Of It.'

I Ain't No Veggie, Like My Flesh To The Bone, Alive And Licking On Your Ice Cream Cone.

How Old Are You? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks Security Guard] Is Seventeen Legal?

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

It Just Seemed That We Always Ended Up At The Rainbow, To The Point Where They Finally Just Said, Why Don't You Guys Go Up Into This Loft Where We'll Kind Of Protect People From Coming Around And, You Know, Sitting On The Tables. And We Thought That Was A Great Idea.