Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.