Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?