And Now, In The Interest Of Equal

The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.

Do You Think Sammy Davis Ate Junior Mints?

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order Makes A Lot Of Sense. In This Country There Isn't A Lot Worth Paying Attention To.

Tonight's Forecast: Dark. Continued Mostly Dark Tonight, Turning To Wildly Scattered Light In The Morning