And Now, In The Interest Of Equal

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

There May Or May Not Be Atheists In Foxholes, But I'm Certain There Are None In The Ku Klux Klan.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.

I Believe Myself To Be A Worthwhile And Inventive Performer In My Own Right. [and] I Want To Be Known For What I Do Best.

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.