And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following

Politeness Is Better Than Logic. You Can Often Persuade When You Cannot Convince.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.