And Roger Was Crazy With His Robots

And Roger Was Crazy With His Robots And Everything.

When We Did Top Of The Pops For The Third Time, We Decided To Do It As A Television Program Here Called Come Dancing, Which Is Not As Rude As It Sounds.

But We Used To Go To Flea Markets And Things, And Look For Old 78 Records That Had Silly Song Titles.

Because Larry, By Then, Was A Drummer, Who Would Sort Of Get Bored And Tired, And Rather Stand Up And Blow Kisses To People. So We Needed The Bass To Sort Of Drive Along.

As I Said, When We Needed To Move Over To Rock'n'roll, Sam And Vernon Couldn't Quite Make The Shift. So That's When Larry Took Over On Drums, And We Needed A Bass Player.