And That, Said John, Is That.

I Have Been Foolish And Deluded, And I Am A Bear Of No Brain At All.

The Old Grey Donkey, Eeyore Stood By Himself In A Thistly Corner Of The Forest, His Front Feet Well Apart, His Head On One Side, And Thought About Things. Sometimes He Thought Sadly To Himself, "why?" And Sometimes He Thought, "wherefore?" And Sometimes He Thought, "inasmuch As Which?" And Sometimes He Didn't Quite Know What He Was Thinking About.

For I Am A Bear Of Very Little Brain, And Long Words Bother Me.

It's So Much More Friendly With Two.

Oh, Eeyore, You Are Wet!” Said Piglet, Feeling Him. Eeyore Shook Himself, And Asked Somebody To Explain To Piglet What Happened When You Had Been Inside A River For Quite A Long Time.