And Then It Gets So Hot That

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

I Want To See Your Tailpipe Fading Off Into The Sunset." Good Luck, I Thought. My Tailpipe Was Somewhere On Route 1, Along With My Muffler.

You Don't Even Need To Go To College No More Because You Could Learn How To Do Everything On Youtube.

He Asked Me If I Had Adequate Health Insurance.

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie