And Then Woe Is You, Pauly. Woe

When You Write You Tell Yourself A Story. When You Rewrite You Take Out Everything That Is Not The Story.

I Think There Ought To Be Some Serious Discussion By Smart People, Really Smart People, About Whether Or Not Proliferation Of Things Like The Smoking Gun And Tmz And Youtube And The Whole Celebrity Culture Is Healthy.

Do You Happen To Have Another Condom? I Think I've Discovered The Cure For Headaches.

The Sandwich He Made Was Bologna And Cheese, His Favorite. All The Sandwiches He Made Were His Favorites; That Was One Of The Advantages Of Being Single.

It's Not The Pain I'm Afraid Of; I Know About The Pain. What I'm Afraid Of Is The End Of This Small, Sweet Dream.