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Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.