And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very

Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.