Animal Welfare Issues Have Always Been Important

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

I'm Most Proud Of Having Created Something That Men Never Completely Get.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return Their Possessions, But So Hard To Get Our Brain Cells Back.