Animal Welfare Issues Have Always Been Important

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!