Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

When You Are In Deep Conflict About Something, Sometimes The Most Trivial Thing Can Tip The Scales.

I Can Never Remember Being Afraid Of An Audience. If The Audience Could Do Better, They'd Be Up Here On Stage And I'd Be Out There Watching Them.

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

Cole Porter Had A Worldwide Reputation As A Sophisticate And Hedonist