Any Idiot Can Be Complicated. It Takes

Some Folklorists Just Collected Dead Bones From One Graveyard, Only To Bury Them In Another, Their Library.

I Used To Agree With Kurt Vonnegut, Who Said That The Human Race Has A Snowball's Chance In Hell Of Being Around A Hundred Years From Now.

Do You Know The Difference Between Education And Experience? Education Is When You Read The Fine Print; Experience Is What You Get When You Don't.

I Want To Turn The Clock Back To When People Lived In Small Villages And Took Care Of Each Other.

Singing With Children In The Schools Has Been The Most Rewarding Experience Of My Life.