Any Life Will Seem Dramatic If You

I Don't Write About Things That I Have The Answers To Or Things That Are Very Close To Home. It Just Wouldn't Be Any Adventure. It Wouldn't Have Any Vitality.

Because I Don’t Work With An Outline, Writing A Story Is Like Crossing A Stream, Now I’m On This Rock, Now I’m On This Rock, Now I’m On This Rock.

While I Would Agree That I Write About Serious Subjects, And That They're Not Necessarily The Most Pleasant Subjects Or Even The Most Pleasant People, As A Writer I Just Think About The Humorous Aspects Of These Things - That's What Keeps Me Going When I'm Writing A Story.

It's Often Been Said That I'm An Extremely Depressing, Cynical Writer. I've Never Known What To Make Of That.

Clichés So Often Befall Vain People.