Any Man That Has Had A Mother,

It Doesn't Matter If You're Play-pretending Crying Or Play-pretending Laughing, You're Still Play-pretending.

I Think I Have A Good Sense Of Humor, But I'm Not, Like, A Joke-teller. I Get The Jokes, Which Is Sometimes Half The Battle. Believe Me, I Have No Idea Why Anyone Hires Me.

I Was Really Good At Saying No. I Decided I Was Just Going To Say Yes To Any Opportunity That Came, No Matter How Crazy. And It Changed My Life.

There Was A Company That I Did A Photo Shoot For Once That Manipulated The Photo So Much, I Was Like, "that's Not Even Me." Like, What's The Point? You Wanted My Name, And Then You Wanted The Version Of Me That I'm Not. I Absolutely Hate It.

I Don't Think It's True That Blondes Have More Fun... Trust Me, It Is Not True!