Any Noun Can Be Verbed.

In Computing, Turning The Obvious Into The Useful Is A Living Definition Of The Word "frustration".

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

I Think That It's Extraordinarily Important That We In Computer Science Keep Fun In Computing. When It Started Out, It Was An Awful Lot Of Fun. Of Course, The Paying Customers Got Shafted Every Now And Then, And After A While We Began To Take Their Complaints Seriously. We Began To Feel As If We Really Were Responsible For The Successful, Error-free Perfect Use Of These Machines. I Don't Think We Are. I Think We're Responsible For Stretching Them, Setting Them Off In New Directions, And Keeping Fun In The House. I Hope The Field Of Computer Science Never Loses Its Sense Of Fun.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Is It Possible That Software Is Not Like Anything Else, That It Is Meant To Be Discarded: That The Whole Point Is To Always See It As A Soap Bubble?