Any Of Us Are Capable Of Doing

Computers, Like Automobiles And Airplanes, Do Only What People Tell Them To Do.

Even If Mays Is Given Every Conceivable Break On Every Unknown - Defense, Base Running, Clutch Hitting - His Performance Still Would Not Match Mantle's.

You Can't Ultimately Dodge Defeat By Winning Close Elections.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

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