Anybody Who Feels At Ease In The

On The Principle Laid Down By Gilbert And Sullivan That When Everybody Is Somebody, Nobody Is Anybody; If Everybody Is Abnormal, We Don't Need To Worry About Anybody.

It Has Been Said That We Have Not Had The Three R's In America, We Had The Six R's; Remedial Readin', Remedial 'ritin' And Remedial 'rithmetic.

It Sometimes Seems As Though We Were Trying To Combine The Ideal Of No Schools At All With The Democratic Ideal Of Schools For Everybody By Having Schools Without Education.

When I Feel Like Exercising I Just Lie Down Until The Feeling Goes Away.

Football, Fraternities And Fun Have No Place In The University. They Were Introduced Only To Entertain Those Who Shouldn't Be In The University.