Anyone Who Believes What A Cat Tells

Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Something Just Seems To Be Trying To Tell You Somebody?

I Believe That Anyone Who Says That Sex Is Overrated Just Hasn't Done It Properly.

One Describes A Tale Best By Telling The Tale. You See? The Way One Describes A Story, To Oneself Or To The World, Is By Telling The Story. It Is A Balancing Act And It Is A Dream. The More Accurate The Map, The More It Resembles The Territory. The Most Accurate Map Possible Would Be The Territory, And Thus Would Be Perfectly Accurate And Perfectly Useless. The Tale Is The Map That Is The Territory. You Must Remember This.

You're A Big One,[...] A Tall Drink Of Water, But I Got To Tell You, You Don't Look Too Bright. I Got A Son, Stupid As A Man Who Bought His Stupid At A Two-for-one Sale, And You Remind Me Of Him.

I'm Never Quite Sure If I'm Me When I'm Dressed Up.