Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

Sometimes They're All Collectively Thinking, "wow, We're Kinda A Shitty Audience," And Then If You Point It Out, It's Kinda Like, "hey, I Know What's Going On. We Know What's Going On Up Here. Or What's Not Going On. And I'm Letting You Know That I Know. And Now We Can Fix This."

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.