Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.

I Mean, I've Always Had Scattered Interests, But I Never Went On Stage To Get An Agent Or Anything Like That

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

I Want A Room That I Can Definitely Pack Out. I Don't Want To Sweat That Part, "am I Gonna Have Enough People?" So I Usually Pick Like A Hundred, A Relatively Small Room. Also, I'm Looser In A Small Room. I Don't Want To Record An Album In Front Of A Thousand People, Not That I Could Draw A Thousand, But I Just Want A Room That I Can Really Work Back To Front. That's Just A Very Comfortable Place For Me To Be Loose.