Anyone Who's 71 Years Old Would Look

Loss Either Teaches You To Persist In The Face Of Suffering, Or Hardens You Into A Bitter Cynic. Sometimes, It Does A Little Of Both.

In Germany I Ingested The Entire Contents Of The Hotel Mini-bar Before A Show And Stuck My Fingers In This Guy's Nostrils Because I Thought They Would Fit.

I Think Old People Are Scary. They Remind You Of Your Own Death. People Don't Like To Tell You That.

I Don't Want To See Old People Doing Rap Or Rock And Roll. It Makes Me Cringe.

Death Is Like Taking An Intermission When You Can't Come Back. I Like Living And Being Around.