Anyone Who Says He Can See Through

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.