Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Don't Call Me A Journalist; I Hate The Word. It's Pretentious!

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.

Media, The Plural Of Mediocrity.

True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek Information About The Outside World. They Feel That If Anything Is Not In New York It Is Not Likely To Be Interesting.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.