Anything Works, As Long As You Write

...something We Once Loved, And Love Now, In The Shape Of A Book. Maybe Ebooks Are Going To Take Over, One Day, But Not Until Those Whizzkids In Silicon Valley Invent A Way To Bend The Corners, Fold The Spine, Yellow The Pages, Add A Coffee Ring Or Two And Allow The Plastic Tablet To Fall Open At A Favorite Page.

I Saw The Fall Of Troy! World War Five! I Was Pushing Boxes At The Boston Tea Party! Now I'm Gonna Die In A Dungeon.... [disgustedly] In Cardiff!

My God, That Scene In Monster Inc. Where The Monsters Realise That Their Entire World Is Founded On Hurting Children -look At That For A Change! Two Galumphing Cartoon Characters Making A Shattering Realisation About Their World And Their Role In Sustaining It. A Truly Epic Moment. It's Stunning.

I Hate The Idea That I Have To Represent Any Particular Section Of Society; I Just Write Good Telly, That's All.

There's Nothing Better Than A Party That Turns Into A Death Trap.