Aphorisms May Equivocate, But They Must Not

Pessimists Fear Becoming The Dupes Of Hope. Optimists Enjoy Hope's Company, And Consider Being Duped No Great Matter.

Reading A Great Book Causes Jolts And Frights.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.

Orgies Are An Early Form Of What Will Someday Become Sex By Committee.

Joy Goes As Deep As Sorrow, But Leaves Less Of Itself Behind.