Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower

I Don't Like The Negative Of Reality Tv - The 'you're No Good, So You Have To Leave, I Choose You, But I Thought You Really Loved Me.' It's All About How Bad People Are And I Just Hate That. I Like Pimp My Ride Where Someone Is Helping Somebody.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

It Was A Job; The Video Show Was A Job; You Don't Tell The Aristocrats Joke At 8 O'clock At Night On Network Tv, It Would Be Funny Though. But Those Guys Know I Like Dirty Stuff, I Like Clean Stuff Too.

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?