Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

I Think Desperate Housewives Is A Pretty Good Show, I Watch It, I Like It And I Don't Love Reality Tv That Much. I Do Watch Some, I've Got Three Daughters So We'll Watch The Good Stuff, The Fun Stuff.

I Have Three Kids, The Oldest Is 18 And Her Friends Are Going To See It The Aristocrats Because They Told Her They're Going To See It, Especially Her Guy Friends.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.