Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.

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If You're Doing Nothing Wrong, You Have Nothing To Hide From The Giant Surveillance Apparatus The Government's Been Hiding.

The Summer Movies Are Coming Out. My Advice: Just Stay Home And Burn A Good Book.

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