Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To

Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"

Once He Saw The Officials Of A Temple Leading Away Some One Who Had Stolen A Bowl Belonging To The Treasurers, And Said, "the Great Thieves Are Leading Away The Little Thief."

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

People Who Talk Well But Do Nothing Are Like Musical Intruments; The Sound Is All They Have To Offer.

Calumny Is Only The Noise Of Madmen.