Armies Are Dependent On Youthful Male Ignorance.

For You To Be Successful, Sacrifices Must Be Made. It's Better That They Are Made By Others But Failing That, You'll Have To Make Them Yourself.

England Is An Aquarium, Not A Nation.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

Tennis Is Physical Chess.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off. Also, A Comic Vision Is My Natural World View, But I've Grown Up In Spite Of Myself And I Can Pass The Comic Twist If It Detracts From What The Characters Need. Yes, The Life Of A Saint Is Hard.