As A Kid, I Always Wanted To

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.