As A Kid, I Always Wanted To

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.