All Bayonets Are Bad.

As Is Gloriously Sung In The Gilbert And Sullivan Operetta "h.m.s. Pinafore," In The Words Of W. S. Gilbert: "things Are Seldom As They Seem, Skim Milk Masquerades As Cream."

Oh, Don't The Days Seem Lank And Long When All Goes Right And Nothing Goes Wrong, And Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At!

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.

It's Love That Makes The World Go Round.