As For Food, Half Of My Friends

It's Pleasant To Hear These Nice Words While I'm Still Alive. I'd Rather Have The Taffy Than The Epitaphy.

When Franklin Drew The Lightning From The Clouds, He Little Dreamed That In The Evolution Of Science His Discovery Would Illuminate The Torch Of Liberty For France And America. The Rays From This Beacon, Lighting This Gateway To The Continent, Will Welcome The Poor And The Persecuted With The Hope And Promise Of Homes And Citizenship.

If We Claim Heritage In Bacon, Shakespeare And Milton, We Also Acknowledge That It Was For Liberties Guaranteed Englishmen By Sacred Charters Our Fathers Triumphantly Fought. While Wisely Rejecting Throne And Caste And Privilege And An Established Church In Their New-born State, They Adopted The Substance Of English Liberty And The Body Of English Law.

"what Is The Most Beautiful Word In The Language?" The Elderly Lawyer Quickly Replied: "home."

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.