As For Sex, Well, I Mean Sex

It Reads Better Than It Lives

Older Women Are Best Because They Always Think They May Be Doing It For The Last Time.

He Could Not Just Wear A Watch. It Had To Be A Rolex.

Before A Man's Forty, Girls Cost Nothing. After That You Have To Pay Money, Or Tell A Story. Of The Two, It's The Story That Hurts Most. Anyway I'm Not Forty Yet.

She Explained To Me Later That She Must Have Been Possessed By A Subconscious Desire To Be Raped. Well She Found Me In The Mountains And She Was Raped - By Me.