As I Get Older, I Want To

In A Love Scene That's Really Advantageous Because You Don't Have That Horrible Moment Of: "we Don't Really Know What We're Supposed To Be Doing, We Just Know We're Supposed To Be Snogging And Then Shagging." Then The Director Shouts "action" And It's Like: "should I Feel Her Boobs? I Don't Want To Feel Her Boobs!"

I Take A Lot Of Pride In Being Myself. I'm Comfortable With Who I Am.

I Considered Becoming A Priest Very Seriously. I Wanted To Travel The World. By The Time I Turned 16, I Realized I Was Only In It For Selfish Reasons. And, More Importantly, I Didn't Want To Sacrifice The Ladies!

I Am A Nerd, But I Don't Dive Head-first Into Any Fiefdom Of Nerdiness, Except For Maybe 'star Trek.'

Passing My Motorcycle Theory Test Gave Me A Disproportionate Feeling Of Greatness.