As I Look Back On My Life,

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar Levant Who Wouldn't Visit Disneyland Because He Said He Had His Own Hallucinations.

Son Of Lady Chatterley's Lover Had Obvious Commercial Advantages (as A Title For This Book), But It Impugned The Marital Status Of My Parents, Something That Enough Critics Were Already Doing.

I'm Not Saying These Flying Discs Don't Really Exist, But Nobody Living In Kansas City Has Seen Them And That's A Dry State.

To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I Think Walt Disney Should Have A Hardluckland.