As I've Said, Freedom Is Really An

Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I Tend To Be Logical.

It Was Almost Enough To Make Me Feel Emotion.

This Was Just No Fun. I Wanted My Brain Back.

And I Was Having Too Much Fun To Stop Now.

After A Long Moment I Closed The Freezer Door. I Wanted To Lie Down And Press My Cheek Against The Cool Linoleum. Instead I Reached Out With My Little Finger And Flipped The Barbie's Head. It Went Thack Thack Against The Door. I Flipped It Again. Thack Thack. Whee. I Had A New Hobby.