As Long As I Get To Be

People Will Tell Me, "oh, My Kid Watches Your Show On Their Ipad, Over And Over Again Until They Memorize." And I'm Like, "wow, I Was That Kid Watching Other Shows. That's The Coolest!"

I'm A Comedian, And I Decided I Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Eight Years Old Watching Old Saturday Night Live Episodes. I Never Decided To Be A Rapper Because I'm Not A Rapper.

Well, Basically, When You Get Snl, Everyone Wants To Take A Meeting, Just In Case You End Up Being Good.

That Is A Strange Phenomenon, People Pretending To Be Other People.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.