As Long As I Get To Be

It's Weird To Have People So Interested In Your Personal Life. It's A Part Of The Business That Grosses Me Out. I'm Always Bummed Out For People Who Just Happen To Be Dating A Celebrity, And They're Also Famous, And They Can't Live Their Life.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

A Sign Now Of Success With A Certain Audience When You Do A Short Comedy Piece, Anywhere, Is That It Gets On Youtube And Gets Around. It's Always Something You're Thinking About Unconsciously.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

It's Cool To Know That You're Doing Something That People Of All Ages Can Watch And Enjoy, Even Though My Bread And Butter Is A Little Dirtier. It's Cool To Just Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.