As Long As The Human Race Is

The Age Of A Child Is Inversely Correlated With The Size Of The Animals It Prefers.

Biologically Speaking, If Something Bites You It's More Likely To Be Female.

A True Bond Of Friendship Is Usually Only Possible Between People Of Roughly Equal Status. This Equality Is Demonstrated In Many Indirect Ways, But It Is Reinforced In Face-to-face Encounters By A Matching Of The Posture Of Relaxation Or Alertness.

People Who Keep Dogs Live Longer On Average Than Those Who Do Not. This Is Not Some Kind Of Pro-canine Campaigning Fantasy. It Is A Simple Medical Fact That The Calming Influence Of The Company Of A Friendly Pet Animal Reduces Blood Pressure And Therefore The Risk Of Heart Attack.

I Viewed My Fellow Man Not As A Fallen Angel, But As A Risen Ape.