As My Mom Always Said, 'you'd Rather

I Believe That At Least 70 Percent Of Parenting Goes To The Mother. In Our House, I'm The One Who Knows About All The School Stuff, Helps With The Homework, Organizes The Play Dates, And Remembers The Birthday Parties.

I Just Want To Be A Nice Girl From The Midwest - I Don't Want To Have To Act Like A Heavy To Be Taken Seriously, And I Resent That I Have To Be So Pushy And Political Sometimes Just To Do My Job.

It's A Huge Change For Your Body. You Don't Even Want To Look In The Mirror After You've Had A Baby, Because Your Stomach Is Just Hanging There Like A Shar-pei.

I Have Cellulite. I Admit It. But Sometimes I Just Say, 'screw It, I Am Going To Wear A Bikini.'

I Owe The Quality Of My Skin To My Cosmetic Surgeon.